Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christmas time

This time of year I always miss Australia. I know it's an odd thing to say but I have my reasons.

Christmas for me was always a bit of a no show. When I was five years old my grandmother died days before Christmas from Cancer and that seemed to end all real family Christmas's. We never all went to the coast for Christmas at the same time again.

I just remember Christmas involving presents in the morning, church some years and then a small lunch. When I was 16 we flew to the UK to spend Christmas with my Dad's family. London was stunning and everything I imagine Christmas should be but we actually spent Christmas with my Dad's sister in Kent. It may be the garden of England in summer but in Winter it is rainy and miserable. I was freezing and my strange aunt gave me a crocheted coat hanger for Christmas. That was not what a 16 year old wanted. Anyway so that pretty much ends my childhood Christmas's.

Fast forward to 18 and my year in Australia.

Christmas in Adelaide starts with the giant street pageant in the center of the city at about this time in December. It is sponsored by Credit Union Bank. The parade was magical. It was the first time I had ever seen anything like it in my life.

The next weekend the street parties started. I actually lived in a little village called Stirling in the hills above the city. Stirling closed its main street and the whole village seemed to take part in a party involving dancing and food. In the late evening a huge fireworks display followed and I can still remember sitting on the slopes of the sports field next to the pub with a huge group of friends watching the fireworks.

The days before Christmas involved parties with different friends and neighbours including our own small street party on Willow Lane.

Two nights before the big day we drove up to a nearby town where every house has the most incredible Christmas lights and displays. The towns electricity is picked up by the State for the month of December because the lights bring such joy to people.

Christmas day was huge amounts of fun with the whole family involved in cooking for the big meal.

The point is I wish in this country that we really celebrated Christmas. I would love to involve Ewan in something that has such a big and happy build up. It isn't about the commercialism but rather the incredible sense of community. I can't imagine ever having a street party here or the municipality closing the main street to sponsor a Christmas party for the people of their town. It just wouldn't happen. I think that's kinda sad.


The main street of Adelaide on Parade day



The swagman- Ozzies really do embrace their culture



Here comes Santa



The Christmas koala:)


Don't you wish we had something like that here:()

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Honey Boo Boo

If you haven't heard about this new American reality show then you should watch the trailer. You can actually feel your I.Q dropping as you watch the trailer. The scariest part of all is this is for the Learning Channel. Yep this show will teach you all you need to know about life if you plan on getting pregnant at 15, having four children by four different men and becoming a grandmother at 32. Ah the high aspirations in life.

The show is mainly about Honey Boo Boo, the youngest daughter and her entering beauty pagents.

I repeat this is on the learning channel.

South Park recently aired an episode using this show as the final straw in mankinds downfall towards stupidity. I wouldn't usually agree with South Park but in this case they have a point.

This is honestly the worst trash to ever hit TV screens.

Watch for yourselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ulVZkYpWPw&feature=share&list=PLkxarCntui8PaIfGGRs1m3WB8TU8JP87-

Humanity has hit an all time low.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Pregnancy you &*(^&^*^

The first couple of weeks of this pregnancy I was super sick then it just went away. As of week seven I was totally fine. I didn't feel sick and I wasn't gaining weight. It felt, in truth, like I wasn't pregnant anymore. In fact I quite often forgot about this little fact and somebody else would have to stop me from ordering wine with my lunch.

On Monday we had a scan and everything was fine. I started taking the normal preggie vitamins instead of the iron -free ones. Life was great.

This morning on my way to the bathroom to pee the worlds biggest wave of nausea hit me. I clung to that toliet like it was my best friend for the better part of an hour. To make matters worse I couldn't close the buttons on my pants this morning.

Andrew reckons I am going all princess like because of Kate. Just imagine the look that got him.

So apparently now at thirteen weeks my body has realised I am pregnant and hit me full force.

Yesterday I was planning nursery ideas and feeling excited. Today I just want to crawl under the covers and cry. Oh the joys of pregnancy. All I keep thinking is this is the last time I will ever do this.